Two pieces of advice for anyone thinking about becoming a parent - make sure you have a fairly strong stomach and a stellar sense of humor. You'll need them to get you through the pregnancy and, really, the next 18 years. Case in point: last night Mommy and Ryebread tried to engage in some potty training. Rye said he had to pee and eagerly took off his pants and diaper and sat on the potty. We tried relaxing and the "let it flow" technique daddy created - nothing. We tried reading a book - nada. We tried squeezing the pee out - nope. No pee. Rye had enough and said he was all done. He got off the potty, yelled "Naked Baby!" and ran into the dining room. Mommy scooped up Lindsey (yep, she was along for the potty lesson) and went to go round up the naked baby, who was hiding in his new favorite spot - under the dining room table. When I crawled underneath (yep, still holding Lindsey), Ryan proudly exclaimed, "Rye Rye Pee!" Sigh. Yep. Right there, under the dining room table, was a little puddle of Ryan pee.
Mommy explained to Ryan that we don't pee in the living room (seriously, it's not a sentence I ever thought I'd utter) and that we pee in the potty. So - impromptu bath time and since Lindsey was queen of spit up that day and Mommy needed a challenge, she threw her (not literally) into the bathtub as well.
Fast forward to the end of bath time. Lindsey came out first and got swaddled in a nice, warm towel. With one arm holding Lindsey, the other holding the phone to talk to Grandma and two eyes on Ryan to make sure he doesn't stick his tub markers anywhere they don't belong - the worst sound possible erupted. Lindsey pooped right in Mommy arms! Sigh.
After the release of multiple bodily fluids, there isn't much left for a parent to do but laugh.